I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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