i don't like sucking hair
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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