ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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