I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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