Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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