Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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