Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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