so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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