dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
that is very illegal...i love you.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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