I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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