i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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