I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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