My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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