have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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