And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
