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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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