I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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