My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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