This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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