How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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