Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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