You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
