I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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