there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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