All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need water and some morals
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