eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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