I just made out with a guy for $7.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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