of course. lets lasso hookers.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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