How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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