There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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