Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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