Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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