we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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