hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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