Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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