My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize