Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize