i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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