That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
if only i could text you this smell
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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