Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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