bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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