I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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