well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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