and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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