Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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