I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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