He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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