But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Dicks are not precious.
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