pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he shaved USA in his pubs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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