you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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