Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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