you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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