But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can tuck mytits in my pants
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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