I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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