i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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