the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
look no pants
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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