I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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