vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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